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ANGRYWARD
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| No set topic today. Instead we’ll opt for some free form observations and anger. Let’s start with Terrell Owens’ tearful post-game defense of Tony Romo. Where do you even begin with this weird scene? It looked like Vincent Price threw George Clinton and Dick Vermeil in his teleportation device and out came this weepy funkadelic fly. The reporters in the room all seemed too horrified to ask follow-ups. One can only imagine that a similar scene unfolded between Omar Minaya and the Wilpons after last season as he defended Willie Randolph: “That ain’t right. That’s my manager, man.” By the way, kudos to the New York Post for sending that Jessica Simpson look-alike to Dallas. Pretty funny stuff, even if she did look more like Bette Middler than Jessica Simpson. Moving on, Endy Chavez injured his hammy and ankle playing winter ball in Venezuela. Not sure who I am mad at about this, but I am. Congratulations to Wisconsin Walt’s Brewers for thumbing their collective noses at ex-boss Bud Selig, first by trading for Guillermo Mota and then signing Mike Cameron. Walt, I thought you guys took beer with your cheese, not juice. I kid. But speaking of our man in Wisconsin, I think the Matts should sign WW to give up-to-the-minute weather reports for this weekend’s Giants/Packers game at Lambeau. The phrase “Here’s Wisconsin Walt with the Weather” has a nice ring to it. Jumping back to baseball, anyone else out there is getting a little tired of the continued congressional hearings on steroids? Hey, it’s one thing if they want to call Clemens and McNamee in to tear each other apart. That would be great theater. But, I have to agree with so many others who say, isn’t it time for congress to focus their attention on some slightly more important issues such as, healthcare, the war, and, oh, I don’t know, our slumping economy?!? Phinally, I am Phlabbergasted that the Phillie Phanatic had the nerve to encroach upon AW WEDNESDAY! Matts, I expect a full investigation into this matter, as well as a possible suspension. I trust your justice will be swift and fair. |
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Bayside
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| Kill the Phanatic |
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Hank from Ronkonkoma
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| No doubt. Where does that green piece of filth get off? This ain't your day, in fact I think after this kind of infraction your day should be taken away immediately. |
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Ed Nelson
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| AW, you have me rolling in my cubicle! Another stellar performance, despite the attempted sabotage by the Great Green One phrom Philly... Vincent Price, Bette Midler - you are a pisser! |
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TheMatts
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| Angry Ward: You dawg!!! If you keep raising the bar of exemplary Sports Comedy/Factlessly Ficticious Reporting, we'll have no choice but to step aside completely and have you write every day! How dare you be so good!? Further, we have given the Phanatic a good, stern talking to and we think he got the message. He actually looked up at us, nose covered in cheese steak sauce, and nodded before inhaling a quart of cheese fries... We're hoping for the best. |
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Joe
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| matts - angry ward wed is my favorite day on here. not that you guys arent great. |
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MEAGHAN & JAKE: COOLEST FANS |
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Nobody Remembers The Loser |
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MATTS-MATICS: Hockey Nuts Go At It |
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MATT FACTS:
Chad Pennington is NOT a Brett Favre fan... Hillary Clinton and Don Nelson have never been seen in the same place... Jerry Manuel is not related to Charlie ManuelJerry Manuel is not related to Charlie Manuel... Somebody namd Michel coaches the Pittsburgh Penguins... Tiki Barber quit the Giants. The Giants then won the Super Bowl... The New England Patriots only lost ONE game out of 19!!! Aaron Heilman was actually funny in re to Eli and Plaxico Burress helping the Mets as a pitcher and outfielder, respectively. Repeat, Heilman was funny... Jessica Simpson would rather date Tom Brady - trust us... Eli Manning is better than Archie - now... Alyssa Milano is a Met fan. RRRRR... Rickey Henderson speaks in the 3rd Person... Shawn Green has big ears... Howard Johnson likes to stay at the Holiday Inn, ironically... Sandy Alomar, Sr. is the youngest of 9 kids. That's why he was quick around the dish. Jiminy Cricket was the Philly Phanatic in a previous life…Fred Wilpon is pals with Sandy Koufax... Mike Ditka is a really tough guy.. Buffalo has a Triple A baseball team. They are NOT called The Snowballs... Chan Ho Park has people thinking of naming a ballfield after him - it would be called Chan Ho Park Park... John Maine has never been, oddly enough, to Maine... Curt Gowdy, Jr. has never been to Yellow Knife, Canada... Kevin Mitchell played 6 positions for the Mets in '86 and, according to Doc Gooden's book, didn't like cats... John Olerud & Wayne Gretzky have never been seen in the same place... Kevin McReynolds now makes his living doing laugh tracks for sit-coms... Tony Gwynn is nearing 300 lbs... Carlos Beltran has Mercedes Benz dealerships named for him in Barcelona, Spain... Willie Montanez was called Guillermo by Lenny Randle... Rusty Staub beat Jeff Kent in a race – TODAY... Jay Horwitz is a dynamite Cricket players – somebody said... Jeff Wilpon was a decent minor league catcher... Ziggy Palfy lives in Slovakia and is a big Met fan... Superman Returns, yet still can’t hit Billy Wagner... David Wright will win the Triple Crown – on a horse... Omar Minaya is Tobey McGuire’s stunt-double in Spider Man 3... Hilary Clinton has Mr. Met pajamas – we think... Albert Einstein was a HUGE Met fan... The Metropolitan Opera House was named for the Mets after their 2nd season in ’63... Wally Backman, ’86 sparkplug, considered changing his name to Wally Back-Matt... Neil Allen and Mike Stanton, former Mets, have Allen & Stanton Streets on Lower East Side named for them.
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