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TheMatts
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PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – What a night! All kinds of stuff went on throughout this great country hier soir / anoche, from the mountains, to the prairies – right to the oceans white with Styrofoam. Some news made the headlines, some didn’t. Here’s a sampling:
JOBAMA GOES HILL-BILL(Y)
PHILS CHOKE ON CHEESE-STOKES
A-ROID BOOED AT SAWX SEW UP WILDCARD
{WE HAD TO TAKE HIS NAME DOWN} BUYS PRO TEAM
While were not able to scale the mountains of Mile High City, CO for the Hill/Bill JoBama endorsement or navigate the green foam of the East River to watch Alex Rodriguez’s business-as-usual approach to pressure situations (he does nothing), we did get to Philthydelphia [Matt and Phollicle Matt], to witness the collective gagging of the Phils, their fans and the entire city of Brotherly love on some cheese tossed at them by Brian Stokes, Joe Smith and Luis “Benny” Ayala. Phollicle Matt, who bears a striking resemblance to our own Philly Phanatic wearing a skull cap, seemed torn at times – he’s from Philly - but by game’s end was taunting Philly fans with “Second Place!” taunts. 4 hours of taunting will do that to a Matt. The real story, however, is a www.MeetTheMatts.com exclusive and concerns {WE HAD TO TAKE HIS NAME DOWN}. That’s right, {WE HAD TO TAKE HIS NAME DOWN} could end up in the Green Room with the likes of big-time sports owners Fred Wilpon, Hank Steinbrenner, Jim Dolan or Fairleigh Dickinson’s own Zygi Wilf (who simultaneously posses the best name and success story of that crew). You will NOT find this story on the web, so don't bother looking. It is basically our first breaking story that isn’t completely fabricated - we think. It may even thrust us into the realm of real journalism. That may be short-lived, though, as we are violating the trust of the woman that gave us the info and consequently run the risk of being black-listed by all snitches and gossip-spreaders within earshot. So be it. And rest assured, while we don’t have all the details of this startling development at this posting, you can bet your mullet that we’ll be digging 24/7 until we can bring you the whole enchilada via someone else’s research! That’s all for today, please chime in below after switching your Home Page to www.MeetTheMatts.com and look for Sam’s-A-Fan Friday, tomorrow. P.s... We'll be at The Meadowlands tonight to reminicse about the Patriots' remarkable 18-1 season!!! 
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Marty O'B
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| Dudes, I saw you last night in Ashburn Alley - we took the picture with your half finger point. Great game and the bald cap thing is a hit. |
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Matt's Friend John
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| My co-worker called me fifty times last night. Saw you get thrown out of the seats behind first for not having tickets?! Cheesy move in the land of cheese steaks - or Stokes. Nice. |
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Nick C
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| I know this is probably a dumb question but are you guys serious about {WE HAD TO TAKE HIS NAME DOWN}? |
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Marty O'B
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| P.s. DANIEL PATRICK MURPHY for Vice President! Call McCain's headquarters! |
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jgclancy
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Sounds like a fun time in Philthy.....and then the mets..dare I say it...closed out the game.
Castillo Watch--well..got nothing to say as usual but they have won both games he's started.
Usain Bolt....gonna run for new record in Zurich tomorrow...incentive 50K and a bar of gold for new world record. 16K if he just wins.
{WE HAD TO TAKE HIS NAME DOWN}as an Al Davis peer, eh? |
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MATT FACTS:
Chad Pennington is NOT a Brett Favre fan... Hillary Clinton and Don Nelson have never been seen in the same place... Jerry Manuel is not related to Charlie ManuelJerry Manuel is not related to Charlie Manuel... Somebody namd Michel coaches the Pittsburgh Penguins... Tiki Barber quit the Giants. The Giants then won the Super Bowl... The New England Patriots only lost ONE game out of 19!!! Aaron Heilman was actually funny in re to Eli and Plaxico Burress helping the Mets as a pitcher and outfielder, respectively. Repeat, Heilman was funny... Jessica Simpson would rather date Tom Brady - trust us... Eli Manning is better than Archie - now... Alyssa Milano is a Met fan. RRRRR... Rickey Henderson speaks in the 3rd Person... Shawn Green has big ears... Howard Johnson likes to stay at the Holiday Inn, ironically... Sandy Alomar, Sr. is the youngest of 9 kids. That's why he was quick around the dish. Jiminy Cricket was the Philly Phanatic in a previous life…Fred Wilpon is pals with Sandy Koufax... Mike Ditka is a really tough guy.. Buffalo has a Triple A baseball team. They are NOT called The Snowballs... Chan Ho Park has people thinking of naming a ballfield after him - it would be called Chan Ho Park Park... John Maine has never been, oddly enough, to Maine... Curt Gowdy, Jr. has never been to Yellow Knife, Canada... Kevin Mitchell played 6 positions for the Mets in '86 and, according to Doc Gooden's book, didn't like cats... John Olerud & Wayne Gretzky have never been seen in the same place... Kevin McReynolds now makes his living doing laugh tracks for sit-coms... Tony Gwynn is nearing 300 lbs... Carlos Beltran has Mercedes Benz dealerships named for him in Barcelona, Spain... Willie Montanez was called Guillermo by Lenny Randle... Rusty Staub beat Jeff Kent in a race – TODAY... Jay Horwitz is a dynamite Cricket players – somebody said... Jeff Wilpon was a decent minor league catcher... Ziggy Palfy lives in Slovakia and is a big Met fan... Superman Returns, yet still can’t hit Billy Wagner... David Wright will win the Triple Crown – on a horse... Omar Minaya is Tobey McGuire’s stunt-double in Spider Man 3... Hilary Clinton has Mr. Met pajamas – we think... Albert Einstein was a HUGE Met fan... The Metropolitan Opera House was named for the Mets after their 2nd season in ’63... Wally Backman, ’86 sparkplug, considered changing his name to Wally Back-Matt... Neil Allen and Mike Stanton, former Mets, have Allen & Stanton Streets on Lower East Side named for them.
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