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SABRES, PENS, SHOTGUNS & METS |
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TheMatts
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A BAR: NYC, NY – It’s time for a little MeetTheMatts.com fan appreciation! So, today we reminiscence with some of our poster's greatest hits. These funny one-liners and elements of larger topics should keep you in stitches for hours if not seconds. Of course, there are 100’s more where these came from but these are some gems and it took the staff days to cull through the 10,000’s of posts. We did not acknowledge anything that was started as a topic itself so comments from Sam, Cookie or Angry Ward are not part of their columns.
The Phanatic has always stirred the pot here on MTM:
Sam’s-a-Fan:
God, please forgive me for misreading one column of statistics and please make me worthy in the Philly Phanatic's eyes.
Philly Phanatic:
Phillview-If you're really sincere about hating to see a Met injury, I suggest that you find another website. If you are indeed from Philadelphia, you have experienced the pain of losing for decades.
phillview: Phanatic, how dare you question my negativity, the depth of my pain, or my loyalties?
Lorenzo:
You're a big talker behind a keyboard, meet me somewhere and tell me that face to face and I'll make you turn YELLA, you big green poo$$y.
PP: Why don't I just come by your pizzaria you moron and you can lick my snots?
david:
i named a boil on my a$$ philly.
Angry Ward:
Phanatic, I am really hating you right now. And I thank you for that. I imagine you as some hideous Phillies hybrid creature with the gut of Greg Luzinski, the sickly pasty face of Wayne Twitchell, the hair of Garry Maddox, and the warm personality of Steve Carlton.
Yankee Joe and his pinstriped pansies generate almost as much interest and vitriol as the Phanatic:
Yankees Suck:
The Yankees Suck. And next summer I will fill a Snapple bottle full of urine and chuck it at the new stadium.
Randy Levine: I'll catch it before it breaks.
Corporal Agorn:
I'm with Yankees Suck. No, not in a gay way.
Yankee Joe:
Matts- tell the new boy on the block -GuyDatingGuy - that this is America and I'm allowed to offer my opinion, even if it is different than some of the dopes on here
Cookie:
AW.. Si... Pedro sidestepped him, but also grabbed his head like a ripe melon off a tree in the Dominican Republic.
New Joe: You'll never own this city you losers. You're the Mutts and we're the Yankees. Case closed
Dude: meet the new joe, same as the old joe.
Our fans have given their teams a fair share of abuse:
Hank from Ronkonkama:
is Betzaida a name? it sounds like a condition
Angry Ward:
Meet the Mets,
Beat the Mets,
Step right up and Defeat the Mets.
Bring your whiskey, bring your knife,
Guaranteed you'll want to take your own life.
Greenpoint Glen:
Breaking News: The Mets haven't done anything at the Winter Meetings!
Gmoney:
I am call for the Wilpons as the absentee owners to step-up and take bigger part in the club.
Angry Ward:
The Mets looked completely flat...I'm talkin' Shelly Duvall flat.
Wisconsin Walt:
I'd say I'm ready to kill myself but that would be in poor taste with Owen Wilson down and out.
Angry Ward:
If they can't score but a single run off of that bloated laundry hamper David Wells, what do you think their chances are against Peavy tonight?
There has been decent amount of non sequitur material as well:
Randy Levine:
Santana will be in my hot tub by the weekend.
Cnc63:
I am angry Wards's brother and could care less what people think of me. (although I am well liked in sect.8@ shea).
Mke Dernan:
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Woodward and Bernstein have nothing on you guys.
BABronco:
Bold. You made it to the cold. The Gints may fold but the Matts will hold because one has mold and the other is gold.
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson:
Broads?! I haven't heard that term since Richard Burton used it at father's croquet party in the late 60s. How quaint!
And plain old good Matts fun:
Johnny9X:
B. Cox is going to end up as chicken feed in a knob fight.
Rex O’Rourke:
I once heard Gerry Girard utter the statement, "Felix Millan was sold to the Tokyo Giants for twenty yen and a catcher's mitt"
Angry Ward:
A Jets fan and Rangers fan facing off in Matts-Matics??? Wow, you must have been there all day waiting for a correct answer.
Grote2DMax:
I might have to boycott this site on Mondays, unless Rex stops talking about civil rights abuses and astronauts.
Ah... The memories are only beginning. Thank you, Mattville! Rex O'Rourke tomorrow!
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Mke Dernan
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| Man, do I feel honored! Every day here is a greatest hits guys! Thanks for doing what you do. |
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Yankee Joe
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| Ha! Will I be getting a check in the mail? I could use the extra cash to buck up for Yankee playoff tickets. |
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jgclancy
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| Yankees? In the playoffs?Hell, Manfredi and Johnson had better odds than the Yankees... |
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Grote2DMax
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Grote always cares more about defense then offense but it is nice to see I can come through with at least one mention on the greatest hits volume 1.
Is this the same jgclancy who played a mean wiffle ball back in the early 80's? |
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jgclancy
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The one and only jgclancy from Marble Hill---no wiffle ball in the Olympics though.....Matt --- to anyone else--I mean the other Matt  contacted me a bit ago and told me about this site.....being an A's fan has been tough this year...hate moneyball! Do like the banter here. |
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MEAGHAN & JAKE: COOLEST FANS |
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Nobody Remembers The Loser |
Giant/Super Tuesday |
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MATTS-MATICS: Hockey Nuts Go At It |
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MATT FACTS:
Chad Pennington is NOT a Brett Favre fan... Hillary Clinton and Don Nelson have never been seen in the same place... Jerry Manuel is not related to Charlie ManuelJerry Manuel is not related to Charlie Manuel... Somebody namd Michel coaches the Pittsburgh Penguins... Tiki Barber quit the Giants. The Giants then won the Super Bowl... The New England Patriots only lost ONE game out of 19!!! Aaron Heilman was actually funny in re to Eli and Plaxico Burress helping the Mets as a pitcher and outfielder, respectively. Repeat, Heilman was funny... Jessica Simpson would rather date Tom Brady - trust us... Eli Manning is better than Archie - now... Alyssa Milano is a Met fan. RRRRR... Rickey Henderson speaks in the 3rd Person... Shawn Green has big ears... Howard Johnson likes to stay at the Holiday Inn, ironically... Sandy Alomar, Sr. is the youngest of 9 kids. That's why he was quick around the dish. Jiminy Cricket was the Philly Phanatic in a previous life…Fred Wilpon is pals with Sandy Koufax... Mike Ditka is a really tough guy.. Buffalo has a Triple A baseball team. They are NOT called The Snowballs... Chan Ho Park has people thinking of naming a ballfield after him - it would be called Chan Ho Park Park... John Maine has never been, oddly enough, to Maine... Curt Gowdy, Jr. has never been to Yellow Knife, Canada... Kevin Mitchell played 6 positions for the Mets in '86 and, according to Doc Gooden's book, didn't like cats... John Olerud & Wayne Gretzky have never been seen in the same place... Kevin McReynolds now makes his living doing laugh tracks for sit-coms... Tony Gwynn is nearing 300 lbs... Carlos Beltran has Mercedes Benz dealerships named for him in Barcelona, Spain... Willie Montanez was called Guillermo by Lenny Randle... Rusty Staub beat Jeff Kent in a race – TODAY... Jay Horwitz is a dynamite Cricket players – somebody said... Jeff Wilpon was a decent minor league catcher... Ziggy Palfy lives in Slovakia and is a big Met fan... Superman Returns, yet still can’t hit Billy Wagner... David Wright will win the Triple Crown – on a horse... Omar Minaya is Tobey McGuire’s stunt-double in Spider Man 3... Hilary Clinton has Mr. Met pajamas – we think... Albert Einstein was a HUGE Met fan... The Metropolitan Opera House was named for the Mets after their 2nd season in ’63... Wally Backman, ’86 sparkplug, considered changing his name to Wally Back-Matt... Neil Allen and Mike Stanton, former Mets, have Allen & Stanton Streets on Lower East Side named for them.
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