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vincent
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| Cookie - great job and a nice change of pace. The Phanatic cant help himself he's just crumby, Cookie... |
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Sam's-a-fan
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Matts - I await your instructions as to whether I am to post next Friday.
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Mrs. Matt
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| After today, you sure you're ready?? LOL. |
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phillview
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Whoa, what a banner day on MTM! What DRAMA! What TENSION! Who was "MTM Post Consultant" today - Tennessee Williams?
Cookie, I liked your topic from, now let me see, ten hours ago. Good job! Although I must admit to taking your later "Phillies fan, Nuff said" remark personally.
Okay, I'm over it (I never get down for long). Now where was I?
Oh yes, FAT baseball players. Good topic. Did I say that? Other than offensive lineman and Sumo wrestlers, there are few positions in sports that can sustain a waistline that enters a room ten minutes before the player does, and yet baseball has had more than its share. Many have been mentioned here. Curt Schilling is another - a man that is fat of waist and equally fat of skull - annoying personality, and so afflicting on gravity that the bloodlines in his feet burst open from the great strain (or was that food coloring?)!
While I'm on fat skulls, I agree that the winner of pure measurable cranium width is, as noted - Tony "love that line about eating the Padres" Gywnn. But in this Olympic category, we must also mention one Barry Lamar Bonds, who can't get a job with a intramural softball team at the moment (and in my opinion, for good reason).
I'll never forget – 2001; Phillies-Giants, at the Vet, I'm sitting behind an elderly grandmother, about eighty-five, curled white hair with patchy streaks of black dye. The entire game she just kept yelling – yes, yelling: “Bonds, that head a yours just ain’t HUMAN!”
Okay, you had to be there, but it’s true – that head of his, even to this day, just ain’t human.
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Cookie
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phillview... apologies... the moment got the better of me. i should revise that to 'obnoxious Phillies fan'-- I do have a friend who is a Philly team fan.. and he's quite a nice guy.
i agree about the earlier post of gwynn 'eating the whole padres team' and i also agree with your point about schilling. fat head not withstanding, he wasn't grossly overweight... but teetering.. kinda like a weeble wobble. while we're on the sox.. i also think that manny tends to hide his flubber underneath that ultra loose uniform, but he ain't foolin' anyone.
SAF... I am looking forward to your post next week and I am way sure you're ready. Don't let the Hacknatic put you off. Forge ahead young engaged man!! |
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Yankees Suck
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Sorry for the late post.
Cookie- Good work today. Don't listen to that clown (s)he's jealous other people are chiming in on fridays.
Phanatic- I may be an idiot, but you're an idiot AND an arse. |
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