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SABRES, PENS, SHOTGUNS & METS |
BILL BUCKNER WAS INNOCENT |
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david Posts:431
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| my heart's a breakin' while my *ss is laughin' |
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Phil's brother Posts:93
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| I nearly wet my pants on this one. Bravo. On the sour note, New York's baseball teams embarrassed themselves against MLB's seafaring low lifes. |
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ANGRYWARD Posts:694
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| A late addition to the summer schedule: Brian Runge will also be getting a new show entitled: "Queer Eye for the Strike Zone." |
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PhillyPhanatic Posts:552
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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in...
Ever since my retirement on Phriday, the Phillies are winless. Overall, they have lost 8 of 9 since the Phriday the 13th Blockbuster. They've made Ervin look like Johan. Well, the old Johan. Not the slightly above .500 Mets version who gives up grand slams to pitchers. Suddenly, the once potent offense looks like Delgado and Beltran stole Utley and Rollins' uniforms.
So, for the sake of the Phillies getting back on the winning track, I will join Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, Ben Hogan, Thurman Munson, Roger Clemens and Sugar Ray Leonard on the list of greatest sports comebacks of all time.
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Corporal Agorn Posts:181
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Though I love Hanks a Million, I think that GEORGE STEINBRENNER'S FAMILY JEWELS might be more appropriate. Hank, Hal and the whole Swindell crew. Everyday in that family could be like My Super Sweet 16.
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Yankees Suck Posts:427
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| I'm hoping in vain that Runge will be suspended for his vulgar abuse of authority last night. |
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MATT FACTS: Chad Pennington is NOT a Brett Favre fan... Hillary Clinton and Don Nelson have never been seen in the same place... Jerry Manuel is not related to Charlie ManuelJerry Manuel is not related to Charlie Manuel... Somebody namd Michel coaches the Pittsburgh Penguins... Tiki Barber quit the Giants. The Giants then won the Super Bowl... The New England Patriots only lost ONE game out of 19!!! Aaron Heilman was actually funny in re to Eli and Plaxico Burress helping the Mets as a pitcher and outfielder, respectively. Repeat, Heilman was funny... Jessica Simpson would rather date Tom Brady - trust us... Eli Manning is better than Archie - now... Alyssa Milano is a Met fan. RRRRR... Rickey Henderson speaks in the 3rd Person... Shawn Green has big ears... Howard Johnson likes to stay at the Holiday Inn, ironically... Sandy Alomar, Sr. is the youngest of 9 kids. That's why he was quick around the dish. Jiminy Cricket was the Philly Phanatic in a previous life…Fred Wilpon is pals with Sandy Koufax... Mike Ditka is a really tough guy.. Buffalo has a Triple A baseball team. They are NOT called The Snowballs... Chan Ho Park has people thinking of naming a ballfield after him - it would be called Chan Ho Park Park... John Maine has never been, oddly enough, to Maine... Curt Gowdy, Jr. has never been to Yellow Knife, Canada... Kevin Mitchell played 6 positions for the Mets in '86 and, according to Doc Gooden's book, didn't like cats... John Olerud & Wayne Gretzky have never been seen in the same place... Kevin McReynolds now makes his living doing laugh tracks for sit-coms... Tony Gwynn is nearing 300 lbs... Carlos Beltran has Mercedes Benz dealerships named for him in Barcelona, Spain... Willie Montanez was called Guillermo by Lenny Randle... Rusty Staub beat Jeff Kent in a race – TODAY... Jay Horwitz is a dynamite Cricket players – somebody said... Jeff Wilpon was a decent minor league catcher... Ziggy Palfy lives in Slovakia and is a big Met fan... Superman Returns, yet still can’t hit Billy Wagner... David Wright will win the Triple Crown – on a horse... Omar Minaya is Tobey McGuire’s stunt-double in Spider Man 3... Hilary Clinton has Mr. Met pajamas – we think... Albert Einstein was a HUGE Met fan... The Metropolitan Opera House was named for the Mets after their 2nd season in ’63... Wally Backman, ’86 sparkplug, considered changing his name to Wally Back-Matt... Neil Allen and Mike Stanton, former Mets, have Allen & Stanton Streets on Lower East Side named for them.
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