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SABRES, PENS, SHOTGUNS & METS |
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TheMatts
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| MIKE IN THE MEZZ: Please refrain from the strong language. Our filters don't pick up EVERYTHING. We had to delete your post. As Bob Murphy would say, "The [Matts] will not tolerate the insubordinate actions of a misbehaving few." |
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Nick C
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| WCC, any word on Andrew Jones being on the juice? |
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Cookie
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I heard the only juice Andruw Jones is on is too much fruit punch-- that and the deep fried Twinkies are really helping him pack on the pounds at warp speed.
Me.... I'd like to have David Cone over with a stack full of what he'd recommend as his favorite CORN. |
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ANGRYWARD
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| West Coast Craig, I get the feeling that you are the exception, rather than the rule, when it comes to LA fans. What I mean is, you truly seem interested in the games. Please shed some light on the following, if you can: is there really such a thing in LA as a die-hard Dodgers fan, are Lakers fans as insufferable as they look on TV, and why can't Los Angeles support a football team? Thanks. |
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Sam's-a-fan
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Ward are you kidding!?! West Coast Craig is the only one in the stands for the 8th and 9th innings!
Matts, I don't think you should let in Keith unless he is doing a trio with Clyde and Emmit Smith. Otherwise it seems somehow vaguely homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
As for me, I'd like to be serenaded by the fabulous Beach Volley Ball Team of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh. |
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West Coast Craig
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Cookie: David Cone's CORN collection is something I'd certainly be interested in...his or Wade Boggs's. Andruw Jones actually made a public denial of the juice the other day, for what that's worth...his argument was that his body hasn't broken down the way all the others' did. Indeed, though I imagine running around center field toting an extra 30 or 40 pounds will do just as much damage.
AW...there are die-hard Dodger fans, but that doesn't mean they understand what's going on in the game. They just like to boo the Giants. Yes, Laker fans are insufferable--I don't want to see Penny Marshall in an oversized Kobe MVP t-shirt ever again--but they are legion out here...and the reason I prefer the Clippers, though those fans aren't much better. In the playoffs a few years ago they printed up "Clipper Nation" t-shirts. Clipper Nation? Clipper Area Code would be more like it. As for football, too many developers and city councilmen wanting their fingers in the pie...and as somebody who remembers when the Raiders and Rams were still here, and would have to watch their insufferable games instead of the good national broadcast, I can say nobody really cares that we don't have a team.
Thanks for the props, SAF, I indeed do stay seated during the nightly seventh inning migration to the parking lot.
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