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TheMatts
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| 05-03-2007 - SelecA - |
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HADES - In a scene straight from "The Twilight Zone," we were thrown out of Wednesday's matinee victory for - get this - shooting our show about the Mets. In what must be a simple case of someone having a bad day, we were set upon by Security in the Upper Deck on a sun-drenched May afternoon, escorted to a holding area and 'processed' for filming without permission. We were then told if we ever shot again, we'd receive a lifetime BAN FROM MET GAMES. We are not making this up. That would be like a kid being told that they could never play with his or her friends again. We are reeling! A lifetime ban from our beloved Mets is unfathomable! It's like Peanut Butter being told that Jelly has gotten a Restraining Order against him. What do we do, don Yankee pinstripes and shoot a show for the YES network? Yikes! That might not be so far-fetched an idea now. After all, we have spent TONS of our own money travelling the world, shooting a show for our Metropolitans to one day use on their rather empty new network; a show that the folks in charge are hopefully aware of - could it be they are not? If that's the case, we've failed miserably in our mission and deserve to be tossed. Either way, we were treated as if we were misbehaving toddlers, and maybe we were - a little bit. BUT IT STILL HURTS! It is as surreal a feeling as one can experience - kind of like having your mommy toss you out of the house for cleaning your room without be told to do so. And stranger still, we can shoot bits about the Mets in other stadiums with absolutely no problem, yet we get thrown out of Shea. Amazin'... The bottom line is that we did get warned about it but we did think the warning was just lip service. Boy, did we learn a lesson! Hopefully, we can get this mess straightened out and get back to the business of bringing you our embellised take on sports. Please keep your fingers crossed. That's all for today - bare with us while we figure out what the Sam Hill our next move will be. See you tomorrow. |
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Janet
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| Are you kidding!? I will CANCEL my ticket plan right now! That is crazy! |
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Officer Bob (guest)
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| You CAN'T do a show for the Yankees... Anybody but them! Although I don't blame you. That is ridiculous. Don't they watch your stuff? Without kissing your ass too much, you guys are hysterical. |
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Lorenzo
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| I saw it. I was there . I couldn't believe my eyes. They are idiots. |
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Nick (guest)
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| What are they thinking? Their network is empty. Their sports anchors suck, it's mostly infomercials. It's terrible. You guys are offering a cartoon, too. My kid makes me play that for him over and over. |
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Yanks Rule (guest)
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| Welcome aboard to a couple of new Yankee fans!!! |
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MATT FACTS:
Plaxico Burress is no longer spokesman for Thigh Master. Chad Pennington is NOT a Brett Favre fan... Hillary Clinton and Don Nelson have never been seen in the same place... Jerry Manuel is not related to Charlie ManuelJerry Manuel is not related to Charlie Manuel... Somebody namd Michel coaches the Pittsburgh Penguins... Tiki Barber quit the Giants. The Giants then won the Super Bowl... The New England Patriots only lost ONE game out of 19!!! Aaron Heilman was actually funny in re to Eli and Plaxico Burress helping the Mets as a pitcher and outfielder, respectively. Repeat, Heilman was funny... Jessica Simpson would rather date Tom Brady - trust us... Eli Manning is better than Archie - now... Alyssa Milano is a Met fan. RRRRR... Rickey Henderson speaks in the 3rd Person... Shawn Green has big ears... Howard Johnson likes to stay at the Holiday Inn, ironically... Sandy Alomar, Sr. is the youngest of 9 kids. That's why he was quick around the dish. Jiminy Cricket was the Philly Phanatic in a previous life…Fred Wilpon is pals with Sandy Koufax... Mike Ditka is a really tough guy.. Buffalo has a Triple A baseball team. They are NOT called The Snowballs... Chan Ho Park has people thinking of naming a ballfield after him - it would be called Chan Ho Park Park... John Maine has never been, oddly enough, to Maine... Curt Gowdy, Jr. has never been to Yellow Knife, Canada... Kevin Mitchell played 6 positions for the Mets in '86 and, according to Doc Gooden's book, didn't like cats... John Olerud & Wayne Gretzky have never been seen in the same place... Kevin McReynolds now makes his living doing laugh tracks for sit-coms... Tony Gwynn is nearing 300 lbs... Carlos Beltran has Mercedes Benz dealerships named for him in Barcelona, Spain... Willie Montanez was called Guillermo by Lenny Randle... Rusty Staub beat Jeff Kent in a race – TODAY... Jay Horwitz is a dynamite Cricket players – somebody said... Jeff Wilpon was a decent minor league catcher... Ziggy Palfy lives in Slovakia and is a big Met fan... Superman Returns, yet still can’t hit Billy Wagner... David Wright will win the Triple Crown – on a horse... Omar Minaya is Tobey McGuire’s stunt-double in Spider Man 3... Hilary Clinton has Mr. Met pajamas – we think... Albert Einstein was a HUGE Met fan... The Metropolitan Opera House was named for the Mets after their 2nd season in ’63... Wally Backman, ’86 sparkplug, considered changing his name to Wally Back-Matt... Neil Allen and Mike Stanton, former Mets, have Allen & Stanton Streets on Lower East Side named for them.
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