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Mr..Met Posts:88
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THE ex-wife of Art Shamsky claims the Mets legend gave her a sexually transmitted disease after repeatedly cheating on her with both men and women. In a sordid lawsuit filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Kim Shamsky says that during their 13-year marriage the famed outfielder and first baseman "engaged in acts of adultery with both men and women," without her knowledge. His romps included "acts of 'unprotected' sexual and deviate sexual intercourse," according to the suit. The court papers state that Kim, suspecting her hubby was fooling around, submitted to a number of medical tests. After one examination, she was informed by her doctor she had contracted the human papilloma virus (HPV). Medical experts say HPV can cause problems such as genital warts and cervical cancer. The suit claims Shamsky continued to have sex with her although he "knew that an individual or individuals with whom he had engaged in sexual relations had contracted HPV or that he had contracted HPV." Kim, who says she suffered "serious physiological and emotional injury," is asking for $11 million in damages. Art's lawyer, Pat Crispo, dismissed the entire lawsuit as "frivolous" and insisted Shamsky is free of sexual disease. "This is the act of a very angry ex-wife who has maligned him in the press," Crispo told Page Six. "He will be vindicated in the courts." Shamsky, 67, was with the Mets from 1968 to 1971 and batted .300 during the team's 1969 world championship season. He also played with the Cincinnati Reds, Chicago Cubs and Oakland A's, and did play-by-play and color commentary for the Mets and hosted a talk show on WFAN. Last year, Shamsky was named manager of the Modi'in Miracle of the Israel Baseball League. The Shamskys, who married in 1994, were divorced last May. NY POST. |
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| Mr.. Met: Once more, you have us divided. In all fairness to Angry Ward, your post was thisclose to being deleted as you've again skirted the boundaries of MTM Etiquette: a potential upstaging of one of our marquee writers – no, check that – our best writer. Matt and I argued back and forth as to whether this was indeed a ‘newsworthy’ or ‘headline worthy’ post. We bickered and yelled and at once grew silent. What to do, what to do??? Lo and behold, the newsworthiness (thanks, Steve Colbert) of your timely piece won over your incorrigible lack of sensitivity and alarming absence of ‘team-first’ idealism. Damn you, Mr.. Met! Damn you! |
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Richard Simmons Posts:8
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Oh leave poor misguided, maligned Mr.Met alone. He doesn't know any better and until he releases his inner child he will never be at peace. Allow him his inability to understand the way adults interact properly. I'm glad the Matts let their love show through and forgive him his shortcomings. Bless you Matts.There's a special place in heaven for people like you who are considerate of the less fortunate. I don't believe there can be any "deviate sexual intercourse" between concenting adults but I think Mr. Shamsky was a bad man to do what he did if he really did that. Back to Angry Ward where we should all be on this most lovely of days. |
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Mr..Met Posts:88
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| Teams get caught in ruts. You need a lightning fast punt return, a lightning fast steal of home plate. Think outside of this cardboard box in which you are suffocating. If breaking news about one of The Amazin' Metropolitans cannot usurp a post about fictitious TV channels, then it is time for Mr. Met to drive off into the bullpen of life and spread his wisdom elsewhere. Even Ward must see the material that has been put forth as worthy and topical. This is the fat pitch coming accross the plate. Pure news that reads like a comedy is hard to find. Combined with a Hero from the Metroplitan past should mint this platinum. The fact that their would be any debate makes me wonder if you two have your eyes on the prize. |
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Richard Simmons Posts:8
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| Oh no Mr Met--puh-lease don't go. I would be so depressed.I'd start gobbling down Ben & Gerry's chocolate fudge and become a big sad fatty.You wouldn't do that to me Mr.Met.You so so peachy keen I can't begin to fathom a day in the life without you. I'm going to cry now and tuen on the AW cannel to help me thru this...goodbye Mr.Met |
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PhillyPhanatic Posts:564
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| Mr. Met- As the foremost authority on BREAKING NEWS, I must demand that you immediately cease and desist using the BREAKING NEWS title, especially with the inappropriate exclamation points replacing the required dash. By contractual agreement, I am the only person permitted to use said Title. |
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MATT FACTS: Plaxico Burress is no longer spokesman for Thigh Master. Chad Pennington is NOT a Brett Favre fan... Hillary Clinton and Don Nelson have never been seen in the same place... Jerry Manuel is not related to Charlie ManuelJerry Manuel is not related to Charlie Manuel... Somebody namd Michel coaches the Pittsburgh Penguins... Tiki Barber quit the Giants. The Giants then won the Super Bowl... The New England Patriots only lost ONE game out of 19!!! Aaron Heilman was actually funny in re to Eli and Plaxico Burress helping the Mets as a pitcher and outfielder, respectively. Repeat, Heilman was funny... Jessica Simpson would rather date Tom Brady - trust us... Eli Manning is better than Archie - now... Alyssa Milano is a Met fan. RRRRR... Rickey Henderson speaks in the 3rd Person... Shawn Green has big ears... Howard Johnson likes to stay at the Holiday Inn, ironically... Sandy Alomar, Sr. is the youngest of 9 kids. That's why he was quick around the dish. Jiminy Cricket was the Philly Phanatic in a previous life…Fred Wilpon is pals with Sandy Koufax... Mike Ditka is a really tough guy.. Buffalo has a Triple A baseball team. They are NOT called The Snowballs... Chan Ho Park has people thinking of naming a ballfield after him - it would be called Chan Ho Park Park... John Maine has never been, oddly enough, to Maine... Curt Gowdy, Jr. has never been to Yellow Knife, Canada... Kevin Mitchell played 6 positions for the Mets in '86 and, according to Doc Gooden's book, didn't like cats... John Olerud & Wayne Gretzky have never been seen in the same place... Kevin McReynolds now makes his living doing laugh tracks for sit-coms... Tony Gwynn is nearing 300 lbs... Carlos Beltran has Mercedes Benz dealerships named for him in Barcelona, Spain... Willie Montanez was called Guillermo by Lenny Randle... Rusty Staub beat Jeff Kent in a race – TODAY... Jay Horwitz is a dynamite Cricket players – somebody said... Jeff Wilpon was a decent minor league catcher... Ziggy Palfy lives in Slovakia and is a big Met fan... Superman Returns, yet still can’t hit Billy Wagner... David Wright will win the Triple Crown – on a horse... Omar Minaya is Tobey McGuire’s stunt-double in Spider Man 3... Hilary Clinton has Mr. Met pajamas – we think... Albert Einstein was a HUGE Met fan... The Metropolitan Opera House was named for the Mets after their 2nd season in ’63... Wally Backman, ’86 sparkplug, considered changing his name to Wally Back-Matt... Neil Allen and Mike Stanton, former Mets, have Allen & Stanton Streets on Lower East Side named for them.
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