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ANGRYWARD
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WARD-TV, NY–Here are some sports-related holiday specials to look out for this month...
MRS. CLAUS DELIVERS: Starring Lois Feldman as the givingest Claus of them all.
HOW THE GRICH STOLE SECOND: The heart-warming tale of former Baltimore Oriole and California Angel second baseman Bobby Grich’s first stolen base.
A MAGIC GARDEN CHRISTMAS: Carole, Paula and Sherlock bring their special blend of holiday cheer to Madison Square Garden where they try to save a despondent Isiah Thomas with some songs and chuckles. Special guest star Stephon Marbury happily agrees to give the girls a ride home in his SUV.
THE YEAR WITHOUT A TICKET HIKE: It’s a Christmas miracle, as sports fans everywhere are treated to their first season without price gouging.
LA RUSSA THE RED NOSED MANAGER: Share in the wonder as a boozy skipper tries to guide his club to a pennant with his shiny red schnoz.
JACE BEERGINIA DARE EES A SANTA CLOUSE: Oliver Perez reads the timeless children’s classic (on Telemundo).
A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS: A former member of the Washington Redskins “fun bunch” learns the true meaning of Christmas from his little friend Alvin Garrett.
FROSTY THE HOT STOVE: Baseball fans everywhere rejoice when a magic hat brings the off-season signing period to life. Starring Scott Boras as the greedy magician.
MARTHA STEWART’S PIGSKIN HOLIDAY: Guest stars include Brett Favre making his famous turnovers, Antonio Pierce on the perfect places to hide gifts, and Plaxico Burress on spending the holidays on ice.
MANNY HAPPY RETURNS: Who says you can’t go home again? Manny Ramirez returns to Boston where’s he’s greeted warmly by ruddy-faced locals for a good old fashioned New England Christmas.
SHAWN GREEN’S HANUKKAH HOUSE PARTY: (I don’t have anything to add here, I just liked the idea.)
SABATHIA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN: A jolly fat man comes to New York to steal from the rich. Starring Hank Steinbrenner as the Burgermeister Meisterburger.
MR. MINAYA’S CHRISTMAS CAROL: A senile General Manager is visited by the ghosts of Luis Castillo, Ambiorix Burgos, and Moises Alou who show him the error of his ways.
YANKEE JOE’S ROCKIN’ NEW YEAR’S EVE: Armed with a sleeve of Oreos, a gallon of buttermilk, and a DVR, everyone’s favorite Bombers fan counts down to the new year as Bobby Abreu once again does the honor of dropping the ball.
Happy viewing everyone!
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Cookie
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Sign me up for Ward-TV please. It surely beats this crap we've got on lately.
I'm hoping for some Frosty the Hot Stove and The Year without A Ticket Hike myself. I honestly think Manny Returns would only have him peeing in the egg nog of Red Sux Nation. Sign me up for Ollie reading 'Jace Beerginia...' -- and if he ever needs a backup.. I hear that Mo Rivera would be a great reader of that too.
Yankee Joe's Rockin' New Year's Eve sounds great.. but i could only imagine what a Randy Levine holiday soiree would have in store for us. I need some caffeine before those ideas even start percolating..... |
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jgclancy
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Loved the "error of his ways" pun."I , too, thought that there would also be a new special called "Holidays in a Hottub with Hot Toddy's" starring R.L.---
Anyway, I'm glad to see Cookie knows the evil that is Starbucks.Spread the word.
Plax is suspended but he'll be back someday. He's just dumb not really a criminal. He should've clammed up and drank a fifth though.
Then he'd just have been put in rehab! |
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TheMatts
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| Good golly! Ward TV Could solve the programming voids on SNY, MSG, MSG+ and YES - not to mention Frank TV, MY9 or WB! The Grich stole second!!! GENIUS! |
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vincent
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Angry Ward, you are a funny dirty name. Just wondering if you or the Matts had any thoughts on Sean Avery. Here's what he said that got him suspended.
“I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.” |
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vincent
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| Man! Matts, I can't type bast*rd??? You guys are tough. |
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MATT FACTS:
Plaxico Burress is no longer spokesman for Thigh Master. Chad Pennington is NOT a Brett Favre fan... Hillary Clinton and Don Nelson have never been seen in the same place... Jerry Manuel is not related to Charlie ManuelJerry Manuel is not related to Charlie Manuel... Somebody namd Michel coaches the Pittsburgh Penguins... Tiki Barber quit the Giants. The Giants then won the Super Bowl... The New England Patriots only lost ONE game out of 19!!! Aaron Heilman was actually funny in re to Eli and Plaxico Burress helping the Mets as a pitcher and outfielder, respectively. Repeat, Heilman was funny... Jessica Simpson would rather date Tom Brady - trust us... Eli Manning is better than Archie - now... Alyssa Milano is a Met fan. RRRRR... Rickey Henderson speaks in the 3rd Person... Shawn Green has big ears... Howard Johnson likes to stay at the Holiday Inn, ironically... Sandy Alomar, Sr. is the youngest of 9 kids. That's why he was quick around the dish. Jiminy Cricket was the Philly Phanatic in a previous life…Fred Wilpon is pals with Sandy Koufax... Mike Ditka is a really tough guy.. Buffalo has a Triple A baseball team. They are NOT called The Snowballs... Chan Ho Park has people thinking of naming a ballfield after him - it would be called Chan Ho Park Park... John Maine has never been, oddly enough, to Maine... Curt Gowdy, Jr. has never been to Yellow Knife, Canada... Kevin Mitchell played 6 positions for the Mets in '86 and, according to Doc Gooden's book, didn't like cats... John Olerud & Wayne Gretzky have never been seen in the same place... Kevin McReynolds now makes his living doing laugh tracks for sit-coms... Tony Gwynn is nearing 300 lbs... Carlos Beltran has Mercedes Benz dealerships named for him in Barcelona, Spain... Willie Montanez was called Guillermo by Lenny Randle... Rusty Staub beat Jeff Kent in a race – TODAY... Jay Horwitz is a dynamite Cricket players – somebody said... Jeff Wilpon was a decent minor league catcher... Ziggy Palfy lives in Slovakia and is a big Met fan... Superman Returns, yet still can’t hit Billy Wagner... David Wright will win the Triple Crown – on a horse... Omar Minaya is Tobey McGuire’s stunt-double in Spider Man 3... Hilary Clinton has Mr. Met pajamas – we think... Albert Einstein was a HUGE Met fan... The Metropolitan Opera House was named for the Mets after their 2nd season in ’63... Wally Backman, ’86 sparkplug, considered changing his name to Wally Back-Matt... Neil Allen and Mike Stanton, former Mets, have Allen & Stanton Streets on Lower East Side named for them.
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