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SABRES, PENS, SHOTGUNS & METS |
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Cookie
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Sorry Grote... I just play beer golf.. and mini golf after several beers 
Rex.. no mention of the race for the Triple Crown?!?
I felt bad for Big Brown, but of course.. not his obnoxious trainer. What an *ss. When interviewed before the post parade, he said he 'guaranteed' Big Brown's win. Of course, he had nothing to say to the press when his horse was pulled up to finish dead last.
Gotta love the longshot Da'Tara winning. 38/1-- a $70+ payout for a win on his nose. Dang. The Exacta paid $659 and the Superfecta woulda gotten you nearly $50K. What a dream.
Hey... if we don't see Angry Ward on here on Monday, we know he's cashed in a big winning ticket and dumped his MTM responsibilities. We know he was betting on a Zito horse... but which one.. and what exotic? |
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Johnny9X
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| Golf is at least more of a sport then the ponies. how many sausages did big brown eat in his non-steroid week. what a joke. good job by rex though. very funny |
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Grote2DMax
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| BTW the Mets can't hit. It is always someone else not getting the big hit. Tatis was a disaster last night (though did anyone expect him to be better than a .240 over the long haul?). I suppose that is what you get when you load the roster with multiple 35+ year old players. You end up picking bodies off the scrap heap to bat 6th when the older players inevitably go down to injury. |
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Rex O'Rourke
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| It's come to my attention that The Matts don't know what the term "duffer" means. No, it's not Barney Gumble or anyone who drinks the Simpson's #1 brew. A duffer is someone who's, to be kind, is not a very good golfer. You've heard the expression "A butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker" well how about, "A duffer, a hacker, a high handicapper"................ hey that's not bad! |
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ANGRYWARD
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| Another gem from Rex. Cookie I had the first and third place finishers in an exacta box, meaning I won zero. Why oh why did I not include Denis Of Cork in that equation? Grote, I stayed up last night watching that offensive train wreck. You are dead on about this team not coming up with big hits, and that includes Wright. He was awful last night too. Since I killed the Yankees for struggling with the Royals I have to do likewise with the Mets not being able to muster more than one run a game against one of the worst teams in baseball who are also without their two best pitchers. Pathetic. As far as the Matts golf pairings go, the only thing I know is that I don't want to play in front of or in Randy Levine's foursome. |
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Rex O'Rourke
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| How about a foursome of Angryward, Rex and the Matts. It wouldn't be a very good golf experience but maybe a petri dish of new material! |
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MATT FACTS:
Chad Pennington is NOT a Brett Favre fan... Hillary Clinton and Don Nelson have never been seen in the same place... Jerry Manuel is not related to Charlie ManuelJerry Manuel is not related to Charlie Manuel... Somebody namd Michel coaches the Pittsburgh Penguins... Tiki Barber quit the Giants. The Giants then won the Super Bowl... The New England Patriots only lost ONE game out of 19!!! Aaron Heilman was actually funny in re to Eli and Plaxico Burress helping the Mets as a pitcher and outfielder, respectively. Repeat, Heilman was funny... Jessica Simpson would rather date Tom Brady - trust us... Eli Manning is better than Archie - now... Alyssa Milano is a Met fan. RRRRR... Rickey Henderson speaks in the 3rd Person... Shawn Green has big ears... Howard Johnson likes to stay at the Holiday Inn, ironically... Sandy Alomar, Sr. is the youngest of 9 kids. That's why he was quick around the dish. Jiminy Cricket was the Philly Phanatic in a previous life…Fred Wilpon is pals with Sandy Koufax... Mike Ditka is a really tough guy.. Buffalo has a Triple A baseball team. They are NOT called The Snowballs... Chan Ho Park has people thinking of naming a ballfield after him - it would be called Chan Ho Park Park... John Maine has never been, oddly enough, to Maine... Curt Gowdy, Jr. has never been to Yellow Knife, Canada... Kevin Mitchell played 6 positions for the Mets in '86 and, according to Doc Gooden's book, didn't like cats... John Olerud & Wayne Gretzky have never been seen in the same place... Kevin McReynolds now makes his living doing laugh tracks for sit-coms... Tony Gwynn is nearing 300 lbs... Carlos Beltran has Mercedes Benz dealerships named for him in Barcelona, Spain... Willie Montanez was called Guillermo by Lenny Randle... Rusty Staub beat Jeff Kent in a race – TODAY... Jay Horwitz is a dynamite Cricket players – somebody said... Jeff Wilpon was a decent minor league catcher... Ziggy Palfy lives in Slovakia and is a big Met fan... Superman Returns, yet still can’t hit Billy Wagner... David Wright will win the Triple Crown – on a horse... Omar Minaya is Tobey McGuire’s stunt-double in Spider Man 3... Hilary Clinton has Mr. Met pajamas – we think... Albert Einstein was a HUGE Met fan... The Metropolitan Opera House was named for the Mets after their 2nd season in ’63... Wally Backman, ’86 sparkplug, considered changing his name to Wally Back-Matt... Neil Allen and Mike Stanton, former Mets, have Allen & Stanton Streets on Lower East Side named for them.
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