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TheMatts
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PHILTHYDELPHIA,PA - Our phearless Phanatic is in the shop, off line with his white Mercedes. He just contacted us, asking for a phil-in until he can get to Al Gore's Information Super Highway. That's phine with us, since we have many thoughts swirling in our chrome domes.
-Who gets the axe first, Brian Cashman or Omar Minaya?
-Of Cash and Omar, who DESERVES to be phired?
-Same questions for Willie Randolph and Joe Girardi.
If the managers get fired, we'd love Joe G as the Met skipper - he'd be a perfect fit.
-Who would you rather have at 1B in the Subway Series - Carlos Delgado or Jason Giambi?
-Will Hojo outlast Kevin Long as the respective NY hitting coaches?
-Why, after all the money spent on these two teams, are we all subject to awful, fundamentally flawed and downright annoying play?!?!
Whose head rolls phirst? Your thoughts, please.
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Met Maniac
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Phanatic's head first!
Louis Castillo second!
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Cookie
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Omar gets the axe first. I firmly believe that Cashman either has some sort of really salacious dirt on the Steinbrenner's-- or there's some not Kosher relationships going on. Cashman shoulda been gone years ago. Among other bad acquisitions, the Giambi financial albatross will go down as legendary.
Willie will go first... definitely.
Matts-- you know I adore you boys.. but keep your mitts off Joe G. At least until next year. He will last a season and I'm hoping for longer.. but we'll see how long until he pisses off Hankenstein. Besides, you Mutts fans haven't had love for any of your managers since Davey in '86. Well.. you kinda loved Booby Valentine.. for a little big. |
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ANGRYWARD
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| Tell the Phanatic to tell Arlen Specter to shut his pie hole about spygate already and get back to work. What a tool. This guy wants another Mitchell report on this stupid video taping thing? Give me an ever-lovin' break. This country has bigger problems. Someone needs to stick Specter's head in a toilet and make it stay there. As for today's question: I hope someone sweeps this weekend's subway series. Obviously, I would prefer it to be the Mets, but with a sweep, either way we would see some fireworks. The key word there being fire. |
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Dude
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| is davey available? or he is firmly entrenched at dyktra's car wash? lets get him and stottlemeyer back. willie and omar will go before joe g and cashman. can we exhume the body of sparky anderson? |
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david
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| leave specter alone, the pats stole the super bowl from my rams. i too hope for a sweep because heads will certainly roll. is sparky dead? is abe vigoda dead? |
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Hillary Clinton and Don Nelson have never been seen in the same place... Jerry Manuel is not related to Charlie ManuelJerry Manuel is not related to Charlie Manuel... Somebody namd Michel coaches the Pittsburgh Penguins... Tiki Barber quit the Giants. The Giants then won the Super Bowl... The New England Patriots only lost ONE game out of 19!!! Aaron Heilman was actually funny in re to Eli and Plaxico Burress helping the Mets as a pitcher and outfielder, respectively. Repeat, Heilman was funny... Jessica Simpson would rather date Tom Brady - trust us... Eli Manning is better than Archie - now... Alyssa Milano is a Met fan. RRRRR... Rickey Henderson speaks in the 3rd Person... Shawn Green has big ears... Howard Johnson likes to stay at the Holiday Inn, ironically... Sandy Alomar, Sr. is the youngest of 9 kids. That's why he was quick around the dish. Jiminy Cricket was the Philly Phanatic in a previous life…Fred Wilpon is pals with Sandy Koufax... Mike Ditka is a really tough guy.. Buffalo has a Triple A baseball team. They are NOT called The Snowballs... Chan Ho Park has people thinking of naming a ballfield after him - it would be called Chan Ho Park Park... John Maine has never been, oddly enough, to Maine... Curt Gowdy, Jr. has never been to Yellow Knife, Canada... Kevin Mitchell played 6 positions for the Mets in '86 and, according to Doc Gooden's book, didn't like cats... John Olerud & Wayne Gretzky have never been seen in the same place... Kevin McReynolds now makes his living doing laugh tracks for sit-coms... Tony Gwynn is nearing 300 lbs... Carlos Beltran has Mercedes Benz dealerships named for him in Barcelona, Spain... Willie Montanez was called Guillermo by Lenny Randle... Rusty Staub beat Jeff Kent in a race – TODAY... Jay Horwitz is a dynamite Cricket players – somebody said... Jeff Wilpon was a decent minor league catcher... Ziggy Palfy lives in Slovakia and is a big Met fan... Superman Returns, yet still can’t hit Billy Wagner... David Wright will win the Triple Crown – on a horse... Omar Minaya is Tobey McGuire’s stunt-double in Spider Man 3... Hilary Clinton has Mr. Met pajamas – we think... Albert Einstein was a HUGE Met fan... The Metropolitan Opera House was named for the Mets after their 2nd season in ’63... Wally Backman, ’86 sparkplug, considered changing his name to Wally Back-Matt... Neil Allen and Mike Stanton, former Mets, have Allen & Stanton Streets on Lower East Side named for them.
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